Jenny: How could you do that to me?
Nate: What are you talking about? you're lucky I showed up when I did!
Jenny: What?
Nate: That was a bad scene, Jenny.
Jenny: No, it wasnt! Ok? We were dancing around in our underwear not making a porno!
Nate: Well, not yet anyway!
Jenny: No, not ever! I would never let myself get into a situation like that! Alright? I know what I'm doing Nate!
Nate: I know you think you do but that guy was taking advantage of you!
Jenny: Ok! You are not my father and you are not my brother so why do you care so much?
Nate: (sigh) Because...

...

But I'll confess; every once in

a while, a girl craves her fairytale ending. So sleep tight, kiddies. It seems like little J got her happily ever after. xoxo gossip girl.